Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are sailors great at writing letters?
What do you call it when birds fall from the sky in a storm?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who looks after the planet like a pro?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which singer could always break a five?