What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are winter days great?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?