Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why couldn't x and y meet up at the airport?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do cows wear bells?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Who looks after the planet like a pro?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?