Why did Comet get a cleaning job?
He really sparkled at it.
What's the best thing to add to pie?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Where do polar bears keep their savings?