Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the kid wear socks over his pants to school?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are fish great at building things?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?