Why is the frog great at gardening?
It hops to it.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why couldn't the experiment make a decision?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?