What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A lawful father.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do tired parents end up on vacation?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What music fills Santa's workshop all day?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call bears with no ears?