Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which celebrity always decorates the best holiday trees?
Which dogs are top of the class in science?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the candy parents mix up their kids?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do grandparents and kids get along so well?