Where do dads keep all their jokes?
In the pun-try.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do fish do at parades?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do lawyers wear under their suits?