Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a goat acting wild?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?
Where do bees fly off for a tropical trip?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does Santa prefer the chimney entrance?
Why did the soccer ball leave the team?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?