What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do old bowling balls end up?