What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Which celebrity loves to read?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?