What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do books sleep?