Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What birds make average students?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?