Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?