What should you name your home Wi-Fi as a couple?
Better half network.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?