What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which fast food place wins every race?
What tree has the most bark?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?