Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the sardine call the submarine?