What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A quack pack.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do elephants grin at piano concerts?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?