Where do chefs tell jokes?
In the pun-try.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What should you tell your crying sister?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?