What do golfers sip between holes?
Iced tee.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the mama flower say to her little sprout?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Who was the best investor in the Bible?
Which singer could always break a five?
What British bugs are the best singers?