What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where does a superhero park his ride?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What makes a great mom in the kitchen?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How does a cow do math?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?