What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?