Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?