Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of bird can write?