Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?