Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?