What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the noisiest food?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?