Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?