Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are winter days great?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do sprinters eat before a race?