Why are fish great at building things?
They work on a perfect scale.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do eye doctors do on vacation?
What did April say about all the tournament hype?
It's allergy season again?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did Darwin's kid say to a sibling?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?