Why did the monkeys switch snacks at the zoo?
They were tired of monkey business.
How do you organize a party for an astronaut?
What did the farmer say when the calf sang in church?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do campers call a great story?
Why do bears sleep through winter?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What dog works in a bakery?
Why do penguins feel shy at parties?