What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
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What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?