What time does a cartoon duck wake up?
At the quack crack of dawn.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do moms do after school drop-off?
Which pizza loves taking selfies?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does winter weight turn into?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What part of a fish is the most musical?