What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?