When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the sailor lose his job?