Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity doubles as a rock type?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which celebrity do cows look up to?
Which president always brought a sweater?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?