Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's black, white, and spins all day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?