What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?