What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?