Did you hear the snow finally melted?
That's a thaw-some change.
What snacks always have the best tan?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the mountain lion slim down?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a planet that burps?