What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why did the sneaky chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do snowmen add to their recipes?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What project did the plant bring for heritage day?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the storm so relaxed?