Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How does a taco bless the table?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the baby balloon ask its mom?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?