What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What are the strongest days of the week?