Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What gem does a skier dream of?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call two bees who stick together?
Where do cars cool off in the summer?
What is the color of the wind?