Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They're missing the organ.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How much did the pirate pay for corn?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you message the Easter Bunny in a hurry?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a bat's favorite game?