Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which vegetable is secretly candy?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of ride does a chicken own?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the Dorito say to his son?