Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?