Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Board Game With A Twist
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of car does a chicken have?