What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a flying police officer?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What cartoon character loves insects?